March 2012
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February 2012
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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
Reblog if you can write amazing stories in your...
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“The Donald know where to have fun, and who to have fun with. One time the Donald...”
– I don’t know, somebody with money.
Why can't everybody be like me?
defranco:
Dear packaging people who make plastic enclosures with no openings so I have to find scissors or a knife,
Die.
Sincerely,
Philip DeFranco
PS. To the people who package the scissors in plastic enclosures with no openings I hope you die of a million self inflicted hand cuts caused by stray knives, keys, and pens.
Not extinct?
I thought I was the last and only one of my kind, Unfortunately the only others are also guys so we will be extinct soon enough.
Of course I didn’t think about the fact that we could just use the protoculture chamber to manipulate our genetics the same way the Robotech Masters created us to begin with but that’s not legal on this planet
dear brethren Zentrati the micronians may have...
Girls.
danielcarter2012:
You all don’t need to be obsessed with being so skinny. Most guys like some meat on your bones. We don’t want to worry about you flying away in a big wind. I am attracted to girls with some extra on them. You’re better to hug and cuddle with. Keep eating and be well. Me an you can go out to eat as much as you’d like. I love food and so should you.
TRUTH
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reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
Reblog if you're going to be single this...
Reasons why I don't like starting conversations...
I feel annoying.
I feel like you might not want to talk.
I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
It normally turns awkward and fades out.
This is why I don’t text Kaitlyn.
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Valentines
Apple: send your valentine the gift they will use all year round
Me: FUCK YOU APPLE, I hated you already now you insult me!
Apple: here is your receipt for your purchase
Me: I didn't purchase any god damn app and God knows I would never pay $3 for "cool closet"!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
sally-sparr0w:
dumbledoreisabamf:
Only in America do they call the winning team “The World Champions” when only teams inside of America compete in that contest in that sport.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
we are the world
the players are from around the world and its broadcasted around the world too, in fact the NFL plans on making Asia on of its biggest consumers, it already has...
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